Cake & Cunnilingus?!

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Wait, what? Yes, really.


ZOMG. STOP THE PRESS. CALL JOHN WICK. WIRETAP EUROPE.

We were recently informed of Cake & Cunnilingus Day – get this – a FEMALE equivalent of Steak and BJ Day. Mind = blown

Now, we’re a little torn by this news… On the one hand, March 14th was originally carved out as a male-centric event to remunerate all the blood, sweat and beers poured in to Valentine’s Day… On the other hand, it’s another FU to the corporate, capitalist, behemoth that *is* Valentine’s Day. Hrmm…

We also have to recognise that Steak & BJ Day is somewhat exclusive to those with a penis – at least the BJ part – which doesn’t really cater to a spectrum of LGBTQ humans. Whereas C&C (if we can call it that?) would theoretically serve as the vaginal Yin to S&BJ’s Wang.

Therefore, for now at least, we’ll run with “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” and wish the C&C crew well. Heck – they’re supporting male-centric charities, so who are we to complain!? We love going down (and bake a very mediocre sponge), so if we can support charitable causes at the same time then count us in… for now!

What do you folk think? Do you agree? Or have we just been seduced by the devilishly handsome CT on their homepage !?

Now, who has a spare apron..?
– The Steak And BJ Day Team x


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