Top 10 things people think when giving or receiving blowjobs? Guys vs Girls.

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Steak and BJ 2018 has arrived and we have special treat for you!


There are so many blogs out there listing the thoughts that go through someone’s head (all the puns) when giving or receiving blowjobs. We asked our community to vote for their favourite ones. Here they are! Boom x

Girls

  • 1. Christ, this is taking a long time. Is he delaying on purpose or am I really bad at this?
  • 2. If I pretend to be enjoying this that might speed things up.
  • 3. Jaw ache.
  • 4. Oh well, at least he’s not as big as that guy I met on holiday.
  • 5. Er, grabbing the back of my head may seem sexy but I’d rather not choke to death, thanks.
  • 6. If I look in his eyes while I’m doing this that will speed things up, won’t it?
  • 7. Dilemma: if I switch to hand I’ll be way more comfortable. But that might set things back a bit.
  • 8. That’s it, I can’t breathe, I’m switching to hand.
  • 9. I really should have tied my hair back.
  • 10. Don’t want to swallow. Spit seems rude. Boobs might be better but I don’t trust his aim.

Guys

  • 1. Yes!!!
  • 2. Yeah, she's about to put my penis in her mouth. OK, play it cool, don't force it. Just let it happen.
  • 3. What does my penis taste like?
  • 4. Am I taking too long? No, probably not. I'm sure she doesn't mind.
  • 5. She's really good at this. Wait, is she too good at this? No. No, she is just the right amount of good at this.
  • 6. Okay, okay — stop now! Before it’s too late.
  • 7. Ok, now I'm really going to come. I have to make sure I say it really sexy, though. I don't want to ruin the mood. Ok, great. I said it and I think that sounded like a robot voice but at least she knows.
  • 8. Oh, awesome. She swallowed it. NO, DON'T TRY AND KISS ME.
  • 9. I'm going to sleep.
  • 10. When was the last time I went down on her? 69 counts right?

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